Episodes

text us if... James was born in the UK in the late 70s, grew up in a commune in the West of England, went to a Catholic High School, & struggled with crippling undiagnosed ADHD. He studied Film at university but crashed out, found himself living in Prague for four years, then China for ten, and…

text us if... "I'm just so much hotter here. A D.C. six is like a Detroit nine." - Henry In this episode: a hot mess agent, an offer that can be refused, and redemption? In other news... omg season 3 finale! Original episode air date 05/03/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/17…

text us if... "When life gives you lemons, you can't rob a bank." - Carl In this episode: the privileged life, Rio needs tp for his bunghole, and a fancy food freak-out In other news, believe women! Original episode air date 04/26/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to ge…

text us if... "You must be a beaver, because... damn." - Eric In this episode: Rain (wo)man Ruby, Brain Holes & Can't Breathe, & 3 times a _____? In other news, who's the night watch and who's the Titanic? Original episode air date 04/19/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/red…

text us if... "We're not going to Canada, are we?" - Boomer In this episode: package delivery, duffel bag potty, & Manolo? In other news, now accepting adulting intern applications Original episode air date 04/05/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 mon…

text us if... "I used to be a cop" - Stan Hill In this episode: red stringing, internet comment sections, & gun training montage magic. In other news, coming soon... Gang Friend Moving & Storage Original episode air date 03/29/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B t…

text us if... Anthony David Vernon is an adjunct professor of philosophy at St. Thomas University Miami Gardens and Miami-Dade College. https://anthonydavidvernonphilosopher.blogspot.com/ please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular …

text us if... "Come here, lick it. Lick it for dada." - Dean Boland In this episode: face palm times Infinity, herpes alternatives, & a "freudian" slip In other news, are we overthinking the cell phone thing? Original episode air date 03/22/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/rede…

text us if... text us if... "I want to make it very clear that we have hit a new low, even for us." - Beth Boland In this episode: sandwich cutting, hippy kitty, & future trauma bonding In other news, artistically taken ransom pics Original episode air date 03/15/2020 please visit https://www.p…

text us if... "snacks on snacks" - Annie In this episode: fake money, fake cancer, & a fake baby In other news, pan-tree! Original episode air date 03/08/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every oth…

text us if... This month we are thrilled to talk with Dr. Pascale Chery! Pascale Chery is a first-generation Haitian-American who grew up in New York straddling the two cultures. Her early years were shaped mostly by the art of music. She played piano, saxophone, and composed tunes. She had every i…

text us if... "No, baby, we're good people... Who do bad tings." - Stan Hill In this episode: egg roll, egg roll, & egg ROLL In other news, Lisa is let down... Original episode air date 03/01/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publis…

text us if... "...Beef stroganoff. Get it?" - Kenny Boland In this episode: actors on the wrong set, bill roulette, & not so dead gang friend In other news, that complicated in-law relationship Original episode air date 02/23/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get…

text us if... This month, we shine our Spotlight on Kassim, who has been candidly open with us. We talk about snowballing illnesses, trauma olympics, and much more! Use the "text us" link if you have any questions or comments for Kassim. please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to …

text us if... "Everybody's got problems they've got to live with. Not just me." - Ruby Hill In this episode: tattoos, shoveling, & advice from strippers In other news, why are animals named after food the cutest? Original episode air date 02/16/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/…

text us if... "My name is Elizabeth Irene Boland, and this is how I murdered Leslie Peterson." - Beth In this episode: "should" v. "can", calculated nostalgia, & acceptable pillar uses In other news, the straw that broke Nana's back... Original episode air date 05/26/2019 please visit https://w…

text us if... We are so happy to welcome back one of our favorite guests, author and hair stylist, Melissa Algood! In this episode: spreadsheets, non-optional hygiene, and friendly cannibalism. Giveaway time! Listen in for details on how to score Melissa's latest 2 books on us! you can find Melissa…

text us if... "Annie Banannie" - Boomer In this episode: feet stuff, shopping tips, & video games chat In other news, a special plea to our listeners! Original episode air date 05/19/2019 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regu…

text us if... "I mean, it's not the kind of job you can just go to HR and give your notice." - Beth Boland In this episode: SnS solves the case, quiet dumb, & a legal upgrade In other news, DJ Remix Original episode air date 05/12/2019 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B t…

text us if... "He stole, you lied, and I still can't borrow the neighbor's Internet." - Sarah Hill In this episode: boundaries, borders, & safe words In other news, Annie's a f*ck-up Original episode air date 05/05/2019 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 m…

text us if... "I haven't found him yet. But there's always someone out there that needs to save his own ass, right?" - Agent Turner In this episode: hostage tolls, white with a side of white, and "ugh Annie" X's too many In other news, liars gonna lie Original episode air date 04/28/2019 please vis…

text us if... Message from the creators: Hi Everyone, Unfortunately we had some scheduling difficulties this month and will not be able to release a new Spotlight episode. We are re-releasing our first ever Spotlight, featuring Linda Ugelow. For those of you who are new to the show, please. give a …

text us if... "Did you come to steal my baby like you stole my husband?" - Nancy In this episode: mathing, forgetting fake cancer, & no new friends In other news, what's worse than wet socks? Original episode air date 04/21/2019 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a…

text us if... You've heard the term "dubby" before "Stupid thing is... I can't live without her." - Dean In this episode: solid as aluminum foil, dude audacity, & onlyGrans In other news, a candid chat about Lisa's disposal Original episode air date 04/14/2019 please visit https://www.patreon.c…